Some say he is the MAN.
Some say he is a LEGEND.
Some say he is that weird-guy-who-sits-on-top-of-a-cannon-like-he’s-five (and straps a bottle of Jack to his backpack for easy access, not pictured here but very true)…
All we know is, he’s called The Chris.
In a Search of Balance 
you might have misspelled something there…
you’re right, should have been “loser” instead of “legend”.. my bad